seanbonner: Spiritual Safety Tip

May 22, 2003

Spiritual Safety Tip

What should you do if you find an atheist?

If you find an atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

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I'm sorry, but I just have to post this. I just recently (a couple/few hours ago) put XXXX up for sale on e.bay, and I thought it was only natural to say something about it here. To my delight, an athiest article just happened to be here!

this:

XXXX
is the link if you wanna see it on e.bay. Starting bid at $5000.00. I wonder if it'll sell. Maybe an athiest will buy it and turn it into something crazy... who knows?

-Me

Posted by: Dustin on May 22, 2003 10:22 PM

I think I've found an atheist!

Posted by: caryn on May 23, 2003 05:14 PM

Dustin should learn to spell.

Y'all have found an atheist. Fancy that.

I am here.

Do you have any questions such as what is it like to be an atheist?

I am also a Bright.

Talk to me.

Posted by: Mrs. Atheist on October 15, 2003 06:51 PM

Dustin should learn to spell.

Y'all have found an atheist. Fancy that.

I am here.

Do you have any questions such as what is it like to be an atheist?

I am also a Bright.

Talk to me.

Posted by: Mrs. Atheist on October 15, 2003 06:52 PM

Dustin should learn to spell.

Y'all have found an atheist. Fancy that.

I am here.

Do you have any questions such as what is it like to be an atheist?

I am also a Bright.

Talk to me.

Posted by: Mrs. Atheist on October 15, 2003 06:52 PM