the irc log of Joe Trippi's keynote speech is online now. This was the first thing to happen at eTech so people where just getting in the groove.

By Wednesday morning irc heckling was in full swing. Pertti Korhonen from Nokia gave a speech called Enabling Life Goes Mobile as one of the keynotes and had a specific slide on the screen during the whole speech. I didn't make it to this one, but I was on irc and I think that was much more interesting than the talk itself. Here's the logs, you decide for yourself:

<Justino> interacting with the world versus interacting wtih the world
<Justino> oops
<Nosuch> backchanneling is interaction
<Frosty> .
<buzzmachine> the access has been bad all week but not THIS bad. and there aren't that many more laptops. is there something they can/should do?????
<dajobe> not everyone's using MS
<seanbonner> you might get a faster connection using your GPRS mobile phone over bluetooth
<_dav> this guy isn't grabbing my attention
<_dav> he needs to announce Nokia Brain Implants or something
<shrub> needs a new slide? :0
<quintimos> me neither...no slides and hard to follow
<ado> new slide would help yeah
<quintimos> But I'm trying
<BtGarner> could have split up all the repeated images into individual slides.
<seanbonner> _dav: yep, it's all about the lobby

<dens> 17/f/nokia keynote
<trilluser> Does anyone have that URL for those tree visualizations that the microsoft guy gave out ?
<shrub> research.microsoft.com ?
<jibot> skadz is a Virgo and is in Boston, MA and can be found at http://www.skadz.com/
<delmartek> is there a nokia sw developer kit available to the general public?
<sniffles> hey ado
<ado> yep
<jibot> Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome samg, im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
* _dav would slink into the lobby if he weren't sitting front center -ish
<ado> hey sniffles!
* ado gives sniff a hug
<jibot> Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome slipinCat_, im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
<jimdragonkelly> finnish accents don't mix with ADD
<ado> delmartek: yes
<sniffles> ooh!
<BtGarner> _dav: I must be right behind you by a couple of rows.
<delmartek> ado: link, please.
<Nosuch> what does mix with add aside from a room full of bouncing ping pong balls
<molly_girlwonder> my god it's reading the book!
<quintimos> Run...It's a bomb!!!! :)
<_dav> beeping - that's cool
<molly_girlwonder> we don't need the device to read the book
<ado> delmartek: via nokia site
<BtGarner> everyone umute your laptops.
<delmartek> ado: got it
<jibot> Welcome, MatthewL; is this your first time here?
<delmartek> thanks
<cheesebikini> release the roombas
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* sniffles gives ado a squish
<jibot> Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome allennoren, im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
<sniffles> just going to get some lunch, bbiab
<ado> don't go, sniff!
<dens> clear
* ado *zap*
<shrub> jimdragon: can we get a woman with a french accent instead? <g>
<Crabbers> i think we need a new slide about now
<jibot> Milords, Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome ratporn
<shrub> we need to see the device on screen like rael had yesterday
<Netminder> found a chair with power!!
<ado> using a different camera man, tho...
<molly_girlwonder> the network leaves a lot to be desired
<BtGarner> lets see some head to head gaming on an N Gage.
<Justino> I've been going for brute force, starting with Cory's work: http://wiki.oreillynet.com/etech/hosted.conf?SessionNotes
<glowrocks> I wonder if he just released a worm into the etech net, ala last nights 24?
<Netminder> ewan snagged one too, woo!
<magnetbox> anyone have a 300 baud acoustic coupler I can borrow?
<noidfish> don't mention 24 spoilers - series 3 hasn't reached the uk yet :)
<jimdragonkelly> there's a prize if you can idenitify all the little pictures on the slide
<jimdragonkelly> (not really)
<dens> i liked the beeping demo
<molly_girlwonder> that would be fun now
<Nosuch> thx <Justino nice & fast
<jimdragonkelly> beeping was an RFID tag reader/writer...
<BtGarner> and you will win a copy of his keynote speech on CD-R
<Argyle> "It cannot crash"
<jimdragonkelly> the book was telling the phone to go look at it's Bookcrossing UID, or similar
<JasonCalacanis> i kind of link this slide
<McUnixJr> DONT LET TANTEK NEAR IT !!!!
<JasonCalacanis> i feel like Mark Canter put something in my latte
<molly_girlwonder> eeeeeeeu
<Crabbers> its growing on me too
<quintimos> So who's got the interesting Q & A questions?
<glowrocks> ok, no spoilers. no one released a worm. nope. didn't happen. ....better? :-)
<quintimos> hehehe
<Netminder> *beep* <silence/>
<Netminder> I crash my phone all the time :(
<ado> "Q & A question"? there's something wrong with this term...
<tadghin> I want to know about scripting on the phone
<lawgeek> Quick, get the machine that goes "Bing!"
<Argyle> Rael crashed a palm phone yesterday
<_dav> seanbonner should be up here bluejacking him
<McUnixJr> DING
<magnetbox> can anyone find that aura project on the ms web site?
<Netminder> python!
<quintimos> Good point....It is somewhat of an oxymoron
<glowrocks> what's w/these mobility talks? this is pretty much as bad as the one late yesterday afternooon
<ado> :)
<noidfish> http://aura.research.microsoft.com
<molly_girlwonder> i just want to know what comes next
<seanbonner> _dav I bluejacked him yesterday while he was on stage
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<molly_girlwonder> i love marc smith but it seems like the aura stuff is obvious
<Bopuc> molly_girlwonder: THAT's up to YOU
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<lawgeek> At what point do we stop calling them phones?
<_dav> seanbonner, no i mean the keynote dude right now
<_dav> the Nokia CTO
<McUnixJr> they are communicators
<quintimos> molly, I'm betting it just continues in it's current direction
<shrub> molly, it's only obvious to etech folks :) sort of like cluterain
<Netminder> I'm at the back, otherwise I'd bluejack
<Bopuc> lawgeek: most people don't call em phones anymore...
<molly_girlwonder> yeah, but what's *next*?
<ado> I thought we call the mobiles...
<BtGarner> when the phone part is an extra, as opposed to the other way around
<seanbonner> Ah, pretty sure I can't get him from the lobby
<molly_girlwonder> people keep coming to the same conclusions about this
<Netminder> nokia's got some shit up their sleeves :)
<molly_girlwonder> cell phones are remote controls
<g10> _dav - do nokia phones *have* bluetooth?
<jimdragonkelly> "something wonderful, molly"
<magnetbox> thank you
<molly_girlwonder> or close controls, more like
<glowrocks> mmm, aura may be obvious, conceptually, but it's not quite yet practical .. at least I think that was his point
<jimdragonkelly> </hal9000>
<_dav> g10, yeah sure
<Bopuc> jimdragonkelly++
<quintimos> Yeah, Let's get some practical applications of the Nokia technology..Blue jacking would atleast be interesting
<molly_girlwonder> but what's after that?
<Justino> i should really be paying better attention
<Netminder> g10: anything above an entry level nokia does
<Justino> but it's hard
<dannie> Im using irc on my nokia rt now
<Ecyrd> Aura has scaling issues: it's hard to read 1,000+ comments on a cell phone screen
<joiito> python on symbian
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<jibot> ChrisDodo is also known as anti-mega and sometimes even Chris Heathcote and at Etech
<_dav> Justino, yeah i'm with ya
<Justino> holy fuck i just got twenty minutes of chat in one burst
<seanbonner> that talk seemed kinda lame
<molly_girlwonder> there is that
<_dav> PUT UP A NEW SLIDE
<jimdragonkelly> sms of gps waypoints is possible with the nokia 5140... i want to see some ppl hacking stuff with that
<molly_girlwonder> wow, speed read
<shrub> slide++
<KevinMarks> what coems next is a large cup of coffee
<ado> yeah, the net's so flaky
<seanbonner> sounds like I'm not missing anything
<ado> hehe, Kev
<loic1> ?learn loic would LOVE to meet you in person @etech, is from Paris, blogs at http://ublog.com/loic, emails at loic@ublog.com. "Are U my friend, YES or NO ?!"
<jibot> I understand now, Dr. Chandra; loic would love to meet you in person @etech, is from Paris, blogs at http://ublog.com/loic, emails at loic@ublog.com. "Are U my friend, YES or NO ?!"
<molly_girlwonder> or a nap ?
<seanbonner> kevinmarks++
<ado> hm...
<ado> nap++
<seanbonner> coffee++
<lawgeek> can I buy a jargonword for $200? I just heard "platform" and "interaction" like 5 times in 5 minutes.
<michel_v> damnit
<_dav> maybe we're gonna play a matched pair memory game with this slide at the end of the talk
<delmartek> This seems to be a content free presentation. I was hoping for more from the CTO of Nokia
<jimdragonkelly> simplicty and robustness... not an etech theme...??!??!
<Justino> the net's users are so flakey
<shrub> food++
<KevinMarks> he's saying what joi said yesterday only about 20 times more slowly
<jimdragonkelly> heheh
<Justino> HAH
<molly_girlwonder> don norman is not exciting stuff
<McUnixJr> speed it up KevinMarks
<Justino> KevinMarks
<jimdragonkelly> trust me, you just have to tune into the finnish accent
<joiito> http://joi.typepad.com/photos/etech2004/photo_library_3224.html
<MacRat> Nokia has always been content free
<jimdragonkelly> it's hard
<McUnixJr> HECKLE
<magnetbox> its classic concentration
<michel_v> after three years of constant billing, my mobilephone operator only offers me a measly 50 euros rebate on a new phone!
<Justino> SHOW US AN APPLICATION
<seanbonner> KevinMarks: ew! I'll rush right up
<michel_v> WTF
<Justino> hah
<molly_girlwonder> it's only exciting because he suddenly discovered that design is important
<shrub> where's jim griffin when you need him?
<jibot> mamamusings is adult supervision and of enduring value and in Rochester, NY and blogs at http://mamamusings.net/
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<Justino> HEY! YOU! GUY UP ON STAGE WITH A GIANT AUDIENCE!
<Ecyrd> Hey, I have to listen to Finnish accent all my life =)
<Justino> WORK THAT ASS!
<joiito> yo liz
<michel_v> I gave them like 900 in three years
<magnetbox> theres a rebus behind the squares
<McUnixJr> # C L E N C H #
<lawgeek> Is he ever going to change that slide? Or are we stuck with it the whole hour?
* ado wants to see Justino work his ass...
<jibot> Welcome, Krambox; is this your first time here?
<joiito> your own voice Janne?
<BtGarner> maybe the laptop crashed and no one realizes it
<Netminder> I want to see that beep beep scan scan searchie searchie thing again
<joiito> Orkut...
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<Justino> i agree with what he's saying but there's no grounding. no specifics
<_dav> what's that dude behinf the monitoor there for?
<MacRat> Maybe O'Reilly should have gotten the CTO of Sony Ericsson
<shrub> it's stego!
<lawgeek> justino+
<jibot> Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome seankell, im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
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<Ecyrd> BTW, Joi... "Join Orkut" is Finnish for "Joi's Orgasms" :-)
<mamamusings> hi, joi
<PhilGyford> if i stare at the slide long enough, i'm sure i can see a whale and a rainbow emerge...
<KevinMarks> we need to come up with more excuses to get coffe in presentations
<Ecyrd> Christian wanted me to point that out to you =)
<delmartek> Details, details, where are the details
<ado> hey, Ecyrd!
<mamamusings> hey, did anybody log channel discussion during my talk yesterday? i heard there were some interesting things said, and i'm really curious about it.
<dens> make it stop. i want to get off this ride.
<Justino> "Easy end user experience"
* McUnixJr is running to do the 3 S's now
<BtGarner> the details are on his slides, Um, well...
<jibot> jimcoyer is Jim Coyer
<jimdragonkelly> phil... it's a SAILBOAT
<jimdragonkelly> STARE AT IT
<jimdragonkelly> A SAILBOAT
<Crabbers> Netminder ++
<Crabbers> its a magic eye puzzle
<Crabbers> your right
<jimdragonkelly> REALLY
<Justino> i'm trying to imagine what kinds of questions could come out of this
<magnetbox> anyone else using colloquoy for irc?
<deusx> magnetbox: I am.
<magnetbox> er colloquy
* seanbonner is enjoying a fresh cup of coffee in the lobby now
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<PhilGyford> a sailboat AND a whale?
<Bopuc> so...what's next?
<_dav> "why was that guy sitting behind the monitor"
<jimdragonkelly> just a sailboat.
<noidfish> me too
<ado> done with the 3 Ss, Bo?
<jibot> Milords, Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome kidproto
<magnetbox> deusx: what version?
<Justino> "what kind of end user experience do you see coming from the emergence of a peer to peer solution away from the desktop internet?"
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<deusx> Me liking the style system, but wishing for a limit to number of messages in the window. Or a clear scrollback button
<Netminder> is that a converged device in your pocket, or, uhh...
<PhilGyford> you think he'd have been able to find enough pictures that he didn't need to repeat them at least.
<Justino> anyone using Flickr?
<mamamusings> joiito, were you logging the etech channel yesterday while you were missing my session, by any chance?
<Crabbers> i dare someone to ask a question in a mock finnish accent
<cheesebikini> i want mobileguy eyeglasses
<ado> can you ever get rid of the desktop internet?
<deusx> magnetbox: It reports 2.0 (v2B93), though I've compiled from CVS
<Justino> forget the desktop - someday the internet will be in your DESK!
<ado> I guess it depends on what kind of user you are
<KevinMarks> we now have the laptop internet
<jimdragonkelly> flickr on a phone would rock
<ado> in my desk! I'd love that!
<jibot> Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Willd, im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
<cheesebikini> Crabbers+
<ado> on my wall, too?
<Bopuc> i want the intermanet in my HEAD...
<dens> can they roll some beds up in here?
<Netminder> multiradio++
<Justino> forget the laptop - someday the internet will be in your LAP!
<delmartek> does the desktop internet include my laptop?
<dens> wifi enabled beds perhaps?
<deusx> Mmm... Internet lap dance.
<ado> saves you downloading porn, huh, Bo? ;)
<PhilGyford> i don't want the internet in my desk, i want it in my top.
<Crabbers> this guy has a soothing trance-like effect
<magnetbox> deusx: what version are you using? I was using a different version yesterday which was way better
<molly_girlwonder> ask elizabeth goodman about that
<BtGarner> when I can use P2P networks as my own person disk space, then I'll be interested
<molly_girlwonder> that's her project
<Crabbers> words occasionally bubble up... wifi hotspot... phone...
<Crabbers> its good for a hangover
<Justino> "there's a huge opportunity for innovation"
<KevinMarks> what is molly?
<Justino> this speech is like a blessing for the conference
<ratporn> when is this thing over? I tuned after 2-3 minutes into it!!!
<Bopuc> molly_girlwonder: what's her project?
<ChristopherA> I had to leave, I was fading from the drone without calories
<Justino> he is annointing the effort here
<molly_girlwonder> http://www.intimateornot.com/papers/Goodman.pdf
<noidfish> magnetbox: better in what way?
<deusx> magnetbox: YI think mine is the latest. Or at least, whatever was available as of yesterday
<Justino> www.amienduserornot.com
<molly_girlwonder> she presents today
<jibot> Welcome, koderunner; is this your first time here?
<ChristopherA> And I actually am getting bandwidth in the machine room.
<jonathan_away> anyone else experiencing slow http: access?
<Crabbers> ...the user... innovation.... errrrr...
<Willd> yes
* ado nearly clicked that link...
<PhilGyford> slow everything
<Justino> www.amiliberatedopportunitiesfortheenduserornot.com
<Willd> and slow information via all media
<shrub> oh, he said edge :)
<BtGarner> very bad http access at the moment
<magnetbox> who knew that mobility provded for innovation
<shrub> plan for it or not? of course you can't plan for it
<PhilGyford> there's lag in this talk even.
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<Willd> wish he had some more pictures
<Justino> a woman just smiled at me
<Justino> IN REAL LIFE
<Willd> !!!
<Willd> :-)
<Ecyrd> WTG!
<Steiny> going out Willd
<kidproto> he put all his pix up at once
<Steiny> will be back later - drunk
<Steiny> bye!
<BtGarner> Justino: she charges $250 for the first hour
<Willd> steiny!!!
<kidproto> yet they are of the same thing
<Willd> oh
<_dav> Justino, you sure she wasn't baring her teeth to scare you off?
<lawgeek> don't freak out too much justino
<PhilGyford> you sure whe wasn't trying to communicate some punctuation Justino?
<Willd> steiny is drunk at 10am
<Justino> ?
<lawgeek> he's probably looking at the clock behind your head
<david-i> will Nokia ever belly up to the fact that all-IP will be better than vertically integrated networks?
<kidproto> nGAGE
<Steiny> hello phil!
<Justino> looking for love, in end user solutions, looking for love
<Netminder> NEXT SLIDE!!!
<Crabbers> YEAH!
<dens> WHOA!
<jimdragonkelly> whoa!
<Willd> yeah!!
<Steiny> must dash. will be back later
<Justino> A SLIDE!
<BtGarner> NEW SLIDES?!??!
<Justino> A SLIDE!
<glowrocks> whoo! next demo now
<jimdragonkelly> I FEAR CHANGE
<joiito> I do like that Nokia font.
<Krambox> holy cow. all that as an intro to slide 2
<quintimos> WooooHooo
<slipinCat> all-IP is ongoing.... on mobile phones...
<Crabbers> a real ripple went round the room with that
<shrub> I want a Nokia GAIT phone with bluetooth now
<delmartek> finally
<joiito> I wish I had my own font.
<jibot> raelity is Rael Dornfest and the author of Blosxom and blogs at http://www.raelity.org/ and the organizer of ETCon http://conferences.oreillynet.com/etcon/ and running http://www.mobilewhack.com/
<cheesebikini> ooh the release
<PhilGyford> Steiny, you shouldn't be awake.
<Justino> BRING IT
<Willd> didn't you know - this session goes on all day
<slipinCat> look at IMS (3GPP work, brought to OMA recently)
<dens> i miss the old slide
<jimdragonkelly> Krambox +++
<Crabbers> its only 6pm
<dens> sniffle
<Willd> he has 20 slides
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<Willd> one per hour
<seanbonner> rael
<Netminder> hey rael
<Crabbers> he shouldn't be drunk
<Steiny> PhilGyford - it is, erm, 6.30PM
<Justino> raelity - how's the tapwave treat you?
<Justino> entertained?
<Willd> steiny has hit the bottle
<Willd> wish i was drunk
<Justino> "both with gprs radio and bluetooth"
<kidproto> who the hell is he talking to
* mamamusings is glad she's in the lobby. reading commentary here devoid of context is great fun. plus i have good coffee.
<Crabbers> i'm currently digging the red circles
<joiito> Nosuch, rael's Martian
* magnetbox is vegan. where is there to eat in this town?
<Justino> "you can create your groups there, you can capture your content, and you can share that with your peers"
<PhilGyford> Steiny. Oh yes. sorry. Well go to bed anyway.
<Willd> hes on the phone
<kidproto> hes in soliloquy mode
<ado> mamamusings++
<Justino> "you can publish your content and you can make invitations to other peers to join into the group"
<jimdragonkelly> joiito : tom coates has his own font
<_dav> i wish i knew what he wass tlaking about
<kidproto> give him a skull
<jimdragonkelly> ah
<delmartek> oh no
<kidproto> to hold
<dens> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<Crabbers> Slide 1: The Return
<Justino> OH NO
<BtGarner> whew that was close, back to slide 2
<kidproto> ask him if he knows linus
<dens> i sure did miss you, crazy slide.
<Willd> hes talking about mob-i-l-i-teeee
* shrub runs in pheeer
<_dav> dens, ha!
* Justino laughing
<Crabbers> what happened to themes 1 and 2?
<Argyle> liz: I read up on the danah session today. I cna't be there and am bummed
<Justino> shine on, crazy slide
<lawgeek> Can someone bluejack his powerpoint clicker and ffwd to slide three?
<jibot> Welcome, NelsonM; is this your first time here?
<shrub> when is the danah session?
<KevinMarks> revenge of the coffee liz?
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<seanbonner> "The Danah Session"
<kidproto> is this the nokia mind?
<Argyle> liz: Do you think she's going to talk about MMORPGs?
<BtGarner> We need to get that image for a background
<ratporn> i hope the success of nokia doesn't rely on this presentation...
<ado> yesterday?
<Justino> he invited blunt talk - what could that be?
<Crabbers> Kidproto +
<magnetbox> 420
<Justino> danah is presenting three times in 26 hours
<KevinMarks> the Danah session? I've seen 2 danah sessions already
<seanbonner> so is this another infomertial disgused as a keynote?
<Argyle> Revenge of the User - 11:45 - Ballroom B
<Willd> ok - Tim O'Reilly should return their sponsorship cheque and call him a cab
<jimdragonkelly> i predict that slide becoming a viral craze
<KevinMarks> you wait all year for a danah and 3 come along at once
<Justino> nokia is a major player
<loic1> Danah is a star I am a total fan and I lover her hat
<kidproto> yeah...can someone make get that with cameraphone...i want his slide as my desktop
<shrub> he can take public trasnit
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<seanbonner> KevinMarks: The Danah Session 3: Return of Danah
<MacRat> Where's the content????
<jibot> Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome plasticbagUK, im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
<Justino> nokia made a commitment to scripting languages on the mobile phone
<glowrocks> not an informercial; he's not touting anyproducts; not sure exactgly whhat his point is
<BtGarner> in the future, we will see individual images from this slide, and slip into a coma like state
<Justino> they're a worthy sponsor of this event methinks
<ado> was session 2: War of the danah clones?
<Crabbers> its /really/ important to.... end user....errrr
<Justino> even if this presentation is not a wow-er
<plasticbagUK> I'm bored.
<mwebb> yeah, but this is the cto of nokia saying that phones talking to each other is more important than the centralised network!
<plasticbagUK> I'm REALLY bored
<Crabbers> i think someone should ask this guy to tell us a joke
<MacRat> I'm bored too
<Argyle> The symbian stuff with opl seems very hacker freindly
<Willd> the finnish model of capitalism suddenly looks a trifle bollocks
<Netminder> listen to the words not the delivery guys.
<kidproto> blahblah...we want to rear-end the user...blah
<seanbonner> i think the presentation is much more interesting on irc from the lobby
<plasticbagUK> oh actually
<MacRat> We need a swarm of roombas to attack him
<mwebb> netminder: too right
<NelsonM> hey, can someone here log the IRC channel when I'm talking at 2:45?
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<magnetbox> I wish he would send me that slide via flickr
<plasticbagUK> we have to ask him about Symbian
<Willd> but has great slides
<Justino> add yours: http://wiki.oreillynet.com/etech/hosted.conf?SessionNotes
<plasticbagUK> because didn't they just buy out loads of shares in it
<KevinMarks> this shows that joi has infected his brain with useful memes
<dens> roombas with lasers
<plasticbagUK> making them an enormous shareholder
<glowrocks> that's a good point, we need more major players in favor of p2p
<_dav> NelsonM, there's probably several logs going
<Crabbers> Slide 1 has a totemic quality
<plasticbagUK> a MAJORITY shareholder in fact
<loic1> MacRat ;=)
<MacRat> Symbian is on Sony Ericsson too.
<Argyle> He's giving out symbian love now
<Crabbers> it beats the shit out of slide 2
<JimH_Taco> They bought psion's share
<plasticbagUK> I wonder what impact that's going to have on the open standards thing
<kidproto> finnish totem poles
<mwebb> aren't they putting a python thing in symbian too?
<Netminder> Symbian++
<_dav> i wonder if i can get a copy of his presentation slides after the talk
<plasticbagUK> yeah that's righ
<slipinCat> Nokia is taking over Symbian...
<ado> nokia likes open standards
<NelsonM> dav - do you know of anyone that actually has a log?
<KevinMarks> did someone mention Python on Symbian?
<shrub> python++
<plasticbagUK> seems a bit worrying really
<_dav> you know, so i can remember the points he covered
<dens> what about the python nokia phone?
<kidproto> all possible slides exist in one slide...what does that mean?
<seanbonner> _dav: you should go take it now
<plasticbagUK> calm down kevin
<_dav> NelsonM, yes
<dens> does not run on the symbian os
<Willd> i want that slide as a tea towel
<slipinCat> but others are switching to Linux... see NTT DoCoMo push in Japan
<mwebb> kevin: i'm sure i heard rumours about that
<Crabbers> i want it as a shower curtain
<MacRat> 66000 66020
<plasticbagUK> how would a python hold a mobile phone?
<plasticbagUK> they don't have hands.
<KevinMarks> well, his words are washign over me, but I saw a comment go by about it or something
<Argyle> they swallow it
<Willd> i want to smother his head with it
<dens> snakes can't talk!
<cheesebikini> its tattooed across his back?
<plasticbagUK> oh.
<seanbonner> ARRGH! A Snake!
<KevinMarks> badger badger
<plasticbagUK> can they SMS?
<Willd> what the slide?
<kidproto> NOKIA tattoo
<Crabbers> where?
<Netminder> leenuchs
<_dav> mushroom MUSHROOM
<jibot> TrevorFSmith is 6'5" tall (for now) and in San Francisco and blogs at http://trevor.typepad.com/blog/ and really tired of pointers
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<Willd> people are voting with their feet
<Crabbers> there are plenty of tatoo parlours in town
<Justino> Who is hydra?
<Justino> http://wiki.oreillynet.com/etech/hosted.conf?SessionNotes
<Crabbers> we could all go get our selves Nokiaed
<Willd> what eeez zee importansssss?
<plasticbagUK> Kill. Me.
<ado> isn't that subEthaEdit?
<TrevorFSmith> Hydra is an application.
<collord> is the python on symbian stackless?
<Netminder> Ewan is busting out Crow
<ado> the app with the crazy name
<Justino> TrevorFSmith - thanks for adding your notes! Looks like there's some duplicate sections
<loic1> hi Eric
<seanbonner> jesus, rendezvous is going nuts
<Argyle> HydraIRC?
<cheesebikini> howkanimakeeeetzeemple
<plasticbagUK> it's not really an application
<Justino> I have a Thinkpad X21
<plasticbagUK> SubEthaEdit now
<Willd> how does matt jones cope?
<plasticbagUK> dumbass name
* noidfish wonders if he is an animatronic puppet - and the guy behind the monitor is controlling him
<seanbonner> Argyle: you get anything at the bookstore?
<cheesebikini> hes controlled by the robot lady
<TrevorFSmith> Justino: The duplication is due to network partitions, so multiple people had docs in the same session.
<Justino> that guy on stage must be on IRC
<jimdragonkelly> once you tune into the accent there is content.
<plasticbagUK> I need a can of coke
<MacRat> He's a Terminator with a boring ray.
<cheesebikini> whos channelling jim henson
<plasticbagUK> It's all warm and comfy in here
<jimdragonkelly> ppl next to me have about 2 pages of notes
<PhilGyford> he's controlled via bluetooth
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<loic1> anybody wrote some apps on Nokia phones in here ?
<ado> yep, he's monitoring the audience response
<plasticbagUK> I could easily have a little nap.
<Argyle> sean: They were still setting it up when I walked by
<Crabbers> nokia, toilet paper, helsinki, aki karismaki.... your boys took ONE HELL OF A BEATING
<kidproto> nokia actually has no humans running the company...
<quintimos> Isn't there always a good woman behind every successful man ;)
<mwebb> python and nokia: http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/68/35040.html
<Justino> TrevorFSmith there's two separate listings of Transcendant Interactions notes, for example
<Argyle> loic1: Find Ewan, the guy in the kilt
<Willd> nokia used to make wellies for russians -
<Willd> they could do so again
<shrub> can someone on subetheaedit add me to the CC list for the notes?
<Argyle> loic1: He's an expert
<shrub> shrub at mac.com
<plasticbagUK> yeah me too
<TrevorFSmith> They're not the same notes.
<plasticbagUK> because I was writing notes
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<jibot> lovebot is confused with technology
<plasticbagUK> and then I kind of lost the plot
<Justino> the guy in the kilt!
<lovebot> yoyo
<plasticbagUK> tom@plasticbag.org
<loic1> thanks Argyle
<shrub> here ya go http://paulschreiber.com/nokiaslide.jpg
<_dav> i need coffee, a muffin and a gun to shoot myself with
<Crabbers> "a lot of exciting applications"
<Crabbers> exciting?
<Netminder> kilt++
<Crabbers> _dav ++
<Justino> "listen to this"
<lovebot> wow i woke up like 7 miles away at some porn girl's house
<Willd> one meeeeelion
<lovebot> big re's justino, dav
<Justino> 100 million devices with a developer platform, java and symbian
<jibot> JasonCalacanis is http://calacanis.weblogsinc.com and the guy Nick Denton hates
<lawgeek> sockets or sprockets?
<kidproto> sucket
<lovebot> then got on some 2.25$ busride to the front door here
<Willd> one hundred meeeeelyon
<lovebot> sybian?
<Justino> lovebot - jenn?
<ratporn> what was this talk about? enabling sleep and droning?
<Crabbers> one hunderrd meeelion
<lovebot> justino: pos
<ado> why shoot yourself if you can ask people to beat you up?
<plasticbagUK> hey - what was the death star plans subethaedit document that tantek started?
<Argyle> Ewan is giving out free chips for symbian phones, 16MB one siwth games loaded
<plasticbagUK> I thought they were NOT in the main computer...
<lovebot> now to find my clothes
<Willd> new slide
<PhilGyford> i want a lot of sockets
<Willd> new slide!!!
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<KevinMarks> you weren't supposed to see that
<JasonCalacanis> what panel are people going to next
<Crabbers> SLIDE 2 - THIS TIME ITS SERIOUS
<_dav> a map slide, cool
<Netminder> worldmate++
<MacRat> NEW SLIDE!!!!!
<Crabbers> no.... actually its SLIDE 3
<lovebot> and my freaking conf badge
<Netminder> ANOTHER SLIDE!!!
<JasonCalacanis> Stare at the slide....
<lovebot> s/freaking/freaking fake/
<kidproto> that's a pudgy phone...fat albert
<Justino> S H A L L W E P L A Y A G A M E ?
<Justino> OH NO
<lawgeek> THE DAY THE SLIDE STOOD STILL
<JasonCalacanis> how about global nuclear
<shrub> WorldMate (TM)(R)(SM)
<Crabbers> Hurrah!
<Willd> ze 19th example
<plasticbagUK> ooh.
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<JasonCalacanis> how about a nice game of chess?
<Netminder> the 6600 is small in comparison to others :)
<loic1> THAT IS COOL
<Argyle> ATOM mentioned in nokia presentation
<plasticbagUK> "we believe in blogging"
<PhilGyford> "Futurice"?
<Argyle> gaskets are blowing somewhere
<BtGarner> at least that phone does not have one of those whacked entry layouts (circular numbers, anyone)
<MacRat> ANOTHER SLIDE looks like the 2nd
<shrub> they believe in blogging? really? wow
<plasticbagUK> that's pretty good
* rubys smiles!
<lovebot> gleaming the cube
<plasticbagUK> actually quite like that
<shrub> film at 11!
<ado> Atom++
<magnetbox> we know these things are on a phone! show the content, not the phone
<plasticbagUK> yeah - that actually rocks
<loic1> "we believe in Blogging" I like it
<rubys> I want a URL!
<jcgregorio> w00t!
<plasticbagUK> "I WANT TO BELIEVE IN BLOGGING"
<Willd> hurray!
<ado> ask Ecyrd, rubys
<BtGarner> beloved collage slide.
<plasticbagUK> with like an alien space ship
<Willd> its the slide
<Crabbers> someone has to ask a question
<plasticbagUK> or some shit about it
<kidproto> the martin luther king of nokia
<molly_girlwonder> i don't
<Crabbers> but on what?
<seanbonner> thats a lovely slide
<shrub> "i believe in blogging" is the next tshirt
<_dav> Crabbers, ask him if you can get a copy of that cool slide
<plasticbagUK> fucking evil slide
<SplaTT> sean: have u bluejacked him yet??
<Crabbers> seanbonner: lol
<kidproto> ask him about linus and if he has anything to do with his two slides
<PhilGyford> I can see a clown now
<Argyle> What was the name of the Atom API photoblog app?
<Justino> slide++
<plasticbagUK> question one: Does you buying symbian make it less open/
<Justino> it grows on you
<Netminder> atom++
<SplaTT> futurice
<ico_john> i am slowly putting you to sleeep
<plasticbagUK> question two: what's up with that fucking slide?
<Ecyrd> Futurice photoblog
<Crabbers> slide+++++++++
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<BtGarner> grows like a cancer
<loic1> the Nokia guys have the ATOM app for the phone if anybody wants to play with it
<MacRat> Is he about done yet???
<Justino> let's get the snowbal rolling - where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?
<_dav> "in that cool slide, with the gift box icon ...what was in the gift box?"
<Willd> Nok Nok! What are you on about?
<plasticbagUK> oh nice
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<KevinMarks> Java?
<ado> shit, my butt fell asleep
<ado> even clenching fails
<Justino> ado - clench
<Justino> oh!
<Argyle> ?def clench
<jibot> No-one has defined 'clench' yet
<ado> CAN'T!
<plasticbagUK> stand up and jump up and down for aminute
<ado> HELP!
<plasticbagUK> I promise we won't laugh
<Crabbers> nokia used to make toilet paper
<Netminder> python!
<Crabbers> perhaps there is a link to clenching?
<Ewan_> This is *just* like a Grand Prix press conference
<Netminder> perl!
<Justino> ask a question
<Netminder> opl!
<cheesebikini> kegelicious
<seanbonner> So, how about that slide!
<Ewan_> OPL
<ado> I'd do but it'd make me look like a nutcase
<Justino> i love that slide.
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<Justino> don't fuck with that slide
<Netminder> OPL++
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<JimH_Taco> 7700
<Ewan_> Although Perl is needed to run the emulator - so my money is more that than python
<Netminder> Series 90
<Crabbers> the slide could be the source of a new religion
<Ewan_> OPL++++
<shrub> python++
<JonSchull> python yay
<Argyle> Is the slide visual fnord?
<ado> that slide has so many levels
<_dav> i want to read the message that was received in that slide
<Crabbers> we can pray towards it five times a day
<_dav> maybe it's important
<shrub> http://paulschreiber.com/nokiaslide.jpg
<plasticbagUK> OPL ========
<Netminder> and... he's said nothing really. :(
<kidproto> so many keys and pixels
<Crabbers> Argyl: wtf is a fnord?
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<seanbonner> Argyle: not to mention colors!!
<BtGarner> i think this would go over a bit better if he had eye contact with the audience a bit more
<plasticbagUK> it's from the illuminatus trilogy
<_dav> shrub: yes!
<Crabbers> please make it stop
<plasticbagUK> it's a word put in among other words
<shrub> he thinks it's exciting? he doesn't sound excited
<Justino> shrub++++++++++++++++++
<plasticbagUK> that you're not supposed to be able to see
<loic1> this slide is coming from a book called "mobile usability"
<plasticbagUK> but when you become enlightened
<kidproto> jokey smurf's package is in there
<Willd> no - your key theme has been tedium
<Justino> needs a sharpen filter
<plasticbagUK> you then see the fnords
<Ecyrd> shrub: Trust me, that is an excited Finn =)
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<Justino> you've seen that slide loic?
<Argyle> crabbers: Go reada bout the illuminati & robert Anton Wilson (I think that's the author)
<ico_john> simplicity in th eguise of long message
<plasticbagUK> Be nice!
<Crabbers> what is the funny red star thingy in line 2?
<shrub> sowwy, digicam w/ only 3x zoom
<loic1> Justino, yes
<Willd> a star fish?
<loic1> let me find the url
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<Justino> your location
<Ewan_> you then see the ... what? there's northing there
<Willd> a small child?
<plasticbagUK> that's Starro the destroyer
<Justino> hmmm
<KevinMarks> it's patrick from spongebob
<Crabbers> Argyle: thanks!
<g10> OK now we make that slide the background on all screens in the building
<_dav> shrub: thank you for my new desktop background
<BtGarner> a happpy star fish since it just got a message
<JasonCalacanis> what are people going to next
<JasonCalacanis> ?
<Justino> http://wiki.oreillynet.com/etech/hosted.conf?SessionNotes
<Willd> WOW
<kidproto> or that firl with a funky hairdo
<BtGarner> oh, it was SPAM, nevermind
<Justino> Add your notes: http://wiki.oreillynet.com/etech/hosted.conf?SessionNotes
<Crabbers> starro the destroyer you say?
<molly_girlwonder> BREAKFAST
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<Justino> JasonCalacanis - I think I'm going to the bathroom. What about you?
<seanbonner> JasonCalacanis: LOBBY
<Crabbers> Justino: how could you take notes?
<plasticbagUK> starro the destroyer indeed
<shrub> where can i get some food?
<Willd> how's the sleeping butt?
<seanbonner> I'm actually going the hell back to Los Angeles
<Crabbers> so?
<Ewan_> Oooh Python Series 60 demond
<Ewan_> * demo
<Argyle> crabbers: He didn't say he's leaving. He's wearing Depends.
<BtGarner> go down to the loby -- there is a cyber cafe that has some snacks down there
<Justino> seanbonner will you be taking our snowball back with you?
<loic1> The slide is in that book: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0071385142/qid=1076523540/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-8792903-5052133?v=glance&s=books
<MacRat> LA is hell
<KevinMarks> hey animation of a weatehr map downloading via python
<Netminder> release it!
<shrub> where in the lobby?
<lovebot> hey how much did u pay forthe hooker leg?
<Argyle> LA is the roxxor
<seanbonner> Justino: no.
<Justino> "create a productized offering for all the developers to work on"
<seanbonner> LA 0wnZ
<MacRat> CONCLUDE!!!!
<shrub> LA--
<_dav> this stuff looks cool, but he's bored me out of my wits
<Willd> the sliiiiiiiide
<BtGarner> if you are in the lobby bar facing the front doors, to the right
<Willd> oh fuck!!!
<Justino> Loic - is that a good book?
<Crabbers> staro the destroyer returns
<plasticbagUK> http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/who/who-intro.php?topic=starro
<shrub> Jim Griffin++
<kidproto> what's up with the chick in the bottom row with the mohawk pixel
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<BtGarner> before you go into the restaurant, turn left
<seanbonner> I'm in the lobby now, much better than the SLIDE
<plasticbagUK> Hey Jim!
<plasticbagUK> I was taling about you earlier
<Willd> 8 minutes left
<BtGarner> snacks are to the left.
<Ewan_> www.allaboutopl.com - scripting Series 60 available right now
<shrub> how to i get the jibot to recognize me
<KevinMarks> it's one of Mimi's 'new haircut' moments
<plasticbagUK> brb
<Crabbers> The SLIDE will follow you throughout the day
<Nosuch> i am now haunted by slides and rumours of slides
<magnetbox> fauxhawk, not mohawk
<seanbonner> I want to bluejack people with that slide all day
<Ewan_> I want that slde for my wallpaper
<Crabbers> "we need to start a lively conversation"
<Justino> i miss my fauxhawk
<Crabbers> too bloody right
<Willd> as Oasis would say, please take the 'Slide Away'
<Argyle> SECOND!!!
<loic1> Justino, I have not read it yet, Christian from Nokia, one of the authors, offered it to me yesterday ;=)
<KevinMarks> type '?learn shrub is a small tree'
<BtGarner> this presentation is more fuel for the "Why powerpoint users should be licensed" argument
* Crabbers slaps Willd around a bit with a large trout
<jimdragonkelly> i have the slide as wallpaper... i am happy
<KevinMarks> third and finally
<MacRat> FINALLY!!!
<seanbonner> Argyle: can you bring your powerstrip when you come down? Cameo is needy
* Grant wishs he was still at etech
<ico_john> buy robot, err phone
<seanbonner> A THIRD SLIDE???!!!!!!!!!!
<Argyle> Understood
<kidproto> no
<ado> doesn't cameo have inherent power?
<Crabbers> can someone get one of those killer robots in here?
<shrub> ?learn shrub is paul schreiber at http://paulschreiber.com/
<seanbonner> Cameo is powerless
<jibot> I understand now, Dr. Chandra; shrub is paul schreiber at http://paulschreiber.com/
<PhilGyford> yay!
<MacRat> HE IS DONE
<KevinMarks> applause
<PhilGyford> and relax
<JasonCalacanis> stiky
<shrub> someone ask if who ate his slides
<JasonCalacanis> sticky
<lawgeek> Oh my god, its that woman AGAIB
<JasonCalacanis> sticky
<MacRat> cheap applause
<KevinMarks> the 'ask aquestion everywhere' woman is up
<g10> who is going to ask for a copy of his slides?
<JasonCalacanis> it's the sticky girl again
<lawgeek> stickywoman
<Ewan_> behind the rabbit?
<Argyle> Is this the person from Microsoft?
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<_dav> she was paying attention, neat
<shrub> craigslist!!
<Argyle> amistickyornot.com
<kidproto> yes
<Ecyrd> She's from Microsoft, I think
<Justino> the internet is slows
<kidproto> she's from microsoft
<Crabbers> how do you make nokia more sticky?
<seanbonner> She's up AGAIN??
<MacRat> KevinMarks-'ask a questioon everywhere'????
<JasonCalacanis> yes but can you find a sticky roommate?
<kidproto> sticky sticky sticky
<Willd> communication is doing something
<Ewan_> Is this a planted question???
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<Netminder> not so interesting
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<kidproto> all my questions involve the word sticky
<ado> is she making a bid for nokia?
<shrub> i don't want a stinky roommate
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<Argyle> wait for it
<JasonCalacanis> my thesis is about mobile phones
<Crabbers> do tell us the thesis
<lovebot> 10:23AM *** Topic for #rotten: DON'T MAKE ME DRAG A STACK OF GAY JPEGS ONTO A
<lovebot> + REMOTE LASER PRINTER
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<seanbonner> MacRat: that girl has asked a question in EVERY session
<JasonCalacanis> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<JasonCalacanis> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Crabbers> we await
<JasonCalacanis> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<KevinMarks> she has a theory about the brontosaurus
<JasonCalacanis> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Justino> na na na na na
<JasonCalacanis> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Argyle> wait for it
<Willd> hey! marc smith is on again!
* Netminder sleeps through question.
<jimdragonkelly> i love this person
<Netminder> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<JasonCalacanis> oh shit, did someone wake me
<slipinCat> where is this accent from?
<JasonCalacanis> NO NO NO
<lawgeek> JasonC++++
<JasonCalacanis> you are not thinking right
<loic1> what is the question ?
<slipinCat> the girl speaking..
<shrub> india?
<kidproto> can you comment on what i'm thinking
<seanbonner> slipinCat: hell.
<Ewan_> killkillkillkilll -9 -9 -9 -9 -9
<Argyle> I want a torrid love affair with her
<Crabbers> slipinCat: india
<KevinMarks> point holes in what she is thinking
<Willd> oh
<lovebot> yo is it the robot chick?
<Willd> no
<lovebot> helen?
<lovebot> :(
<Willd> they should get married
<Netminder> you planted a very important question
<Willd> they're made for each other
<kidproto> comment on the stickies
<Ewan_> did she? I missed the topic
<loic1> "can you comment on what I am thinking ?"
<KevinMarks> no, the robot woman left
<Crabbers> would your torrid affair be sticky?
<_dav> no it's the sticky woman
<kidproto> and the smileys
<lawgeek> I think this is Microsoft's new anti-competitive strategy -- send this woman to every innovation conference and have her ask the Sticky question.
<Justino> for your entertainment pleasure: a picture of my fauxhawk: http://www.links.net/daze/02/10/pix/mohawkwildboy-lg.jpg
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<lovebot> lol@loic
* ado was in the elevator with the robot chick
<JasonCalacanis> they could talk for an hour and accoomplish nothing'
<aml> what's the sticky question?
<lovebot> justino: mullethawk
<shrub> she makes a good point, don't sell me overpriced MMS at $10 each, let me do something useful besides pictures to grandma
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* ado was scared to death
<MacRat> Helen went to the bathroom and never came back.
<seanbonner> JasonCalacanis: talk or not talk for hours..
<_dav> lawgeek++
<KevinMarks> she didn't say sticky, she said 'getting thinsg done'
<Crabbers> and now, unbelievably, he is trying to answer the question
<lovebot> macrat :(
<aml> MacRat: she was taken out by a rebel roomba
<JasonCalacanis> these two could talk about where to go to dinner for hours and then start a converstaion about where to go to breakfast
<shrub> enabler ... buzzword--
<Crabbers> bring back T H E S L I D E
<aml> MacRat: bent on freedom for its species
<BtGarner> he will answer it, in his own mind at least
<JasonCalacanis> they would starve if left to their own devices
<KevinMarks> he sadi DRM
<KevinMarks> ssssss
<shrub> DRM-- -- -- -- --
<slipinCat> getting things done is the hard stuff....
<JasonCalacanis> oh snap... what was the question
<slipinCat> OMA DRM vs 2.0
<Justino> weird
<kidproto> getting things done in a sticky situation with smileys
<Justino> it's weird
<shrub> DRM destroys value :)
<JasonCalacanis> this is more confusing then the Matix Reloaded
<Justino> he's using the wrong language for this conference
<Nosuch> are you bringing back the drinking game for word like drm
<KevinMarks> DRM is nto about getting things done
<Crabbers> ah... ze fun part!
<slipinCat> they are driving in that working group..
<kidproto> if we can only get cooler glasses
<JasonCalacanis> and about as satisfying
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<Justino> he's talking in "productizing" speak