I could wait 45 minutes so that I'm not quoting and linking to Tony Pierce twice in one day, but damn this is just too good:

"i don't have problems with bush because he's a republican. i have problems with him because he's a moron, a liar, a failure, why we hate fratboys, and because he's Not a republican. less government doesn't mean more FCC. less government doesn't mean coming out against gay marriages from the executive branch. less government doesn't mean giving less money to soldiers as they're in the middle of a hopeless "war."

not everyone who thinks bush is bad is a liberal.

some people just don't like being lied to in regards to why this country goes to war.

other people don't like being lied to about when public people are asked about their private sex life.

me, i couldn't care less about what you do sexually in the privacy of your oval office, but don't bullshit me about real matters of life and death.

and don't call me a liberal.

im an american, i can think for myself."