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August 10, 2004
PhotoStamps

Stamps.com has launched Photo.Stamps.com where you can upload your own images and print real stamps. Here's some I'd like to see:

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Let's check out the Terms and Conditions...

StampExamples_03_06.jpg3. Content Restrictions:
You further agree not to use the PhotoStamps website or service:
B. To upload, order for print, or otherwise transmit or communicate any material that is obscene, offensive, blasphemous, pornographic, unlawful, deceptive, threatening, menacing, abusive, harmful, an invasion of privacy or publicity rights, supportive of unlawful action, defamatory, libelous, vulgar, illegal or otherwise objectionable;

Aw, Crap. "Otherwise Objectionable?" That's a catch-all if I ever read one.

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"supportive of unlawful action"? No pro-war stamps allowed, then.

Posted by: Tommy Williams on August 10, 2004 02:07 PM

We tried this idea in Ireland two or three years back. It was the greatest revolutionary new thing for about fourteen seconds, and then it suddenly became unavailable.

I - and no doubt, many philatelists - would very much like to see the one stamp that made the Irish postal service realise that this was really not such a good idea.

Posted by: Sergei on August 11, 2004 12:21 AM

I would happily vote for Jenna Bush

Posted by: Perry de Havilland on August 13, 2004 03:45 AM

The Darwin fish is probably out the window then -_-. Or let's just wait for INDUCE to come out and take the USPS to court....

Posted by: Nadine on August 16, 2004 12:50 AM

Cool! Someone else GETS IT! Check out my site, I've had a lovely time getting Stamps.com to print my BUSH LIES stamp...

Posted by: Turtle on August 18, 2004 12:08 PM

The rules definitely a catch-all. My logotype was rejected in name of the rules. It is a green background with the words THINK and HISPANIC and a yellow circle. It is visible in my site.

The denial seemed me so weird that I pursued, asking: "Are there political connotations in the word Think or the word Hispanic, or their combination? Maybe you imply that Thinking and being Hispanic is an oxymoron? Or do you believe that the name of a marketing enterprise is a political manifesto? Or are you just reluctant to the concept of thinking? Or do you honestly believe that a yellow circle on a green background can have a religious or sexual meaning [that escapes to my mind]?"

In response, I got a second and quite irate second denial based, not in the rules you mention but in:

"4. Suspension and Termination of Access

You agree that Stamps.com may at any time without notice:

A. Refuse to accept your orders for PhotoStamps service;
B. Move or suspend any part of the PhotoStamps service; or
C. Refuse to fulfill any order, or any part of any order or terminate your account and delete any content stored in your account if, in Stamps.com's sole discretion, you fail to comply with any of these Terms or if a competent regulatory authority requires Stamps.com to do so."

Tell me, is this not reason enough to go postal?

Posted by: Luis Delboy on August 20, 2004 06:54 PM

But of course, they have steadfastly refused to explain WHY anything is rejected, basically just a "fuck you, we can reject anything for any reason, nyaaaah."

I discovered another thing: if they reject the image, it is flagged for auto-reject. If you resubmit the order without re-uploading the image, it will INSTANTLY reject the order. You will then get a "thank you for your order" message followed seconds later by a "we cannot fulfill your order."

Droids. Order-bomb them, I say! Let the fun begin!

Posted by: Turtle on August 24, 2004 01:44 PM

You see this?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0831041_photostamps_1.html

Posted by: essl on August 31, 2004 10:32 PM

Mike - No I didn't, that's great!!!

Posted by: Sean Bonner on August 31, 2004 10:41 PM

Thanks for submitting a whole bunch of crap so you get the photostamps shut down for the rest of us.

Posted by: Bob on October 1, 2004 10:29 AM

Bob, that's the whole point. Someone will submit crap when you open stamps to the country.

Posted by: Clamenza on October 4, 2004 08:52 AM

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