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February 18, 2005
IMing for Dummies: Are you Tony Hawk?

8:20:00 jryan7654: hey is this tony hawk
8:20:27 jryan7654: i found this name on a website
8:20:46 sixsit3: gnarly!
8:21:01 jryan7654: who is this is it tony hawk
8:21:19 sixsit3: maybe
8:21:22 sixsit3: maybe not
8:21:56 jryan7654: ok is it i want to talk about my birthday at abacoa skatepark
8:22:17 sixsit3: i'm having a pizza party for my birthday
8:22:28 jryan7654: ok is this tony hawk
8:23:04 sixsit3: it's steve cabalarro
8:23:09 jryan7654: who
8:23:16 sixsit3: Mike McGill?
8:24:00 jryan7654: i dont really know i am just starting skateboarding
8:24:34 sixsit3: just kidding it's Rodney Mullen
8:24:43 jryan7654: what
8:24:57 sixsit3: I mean, Lance Mountain
8:25:33 jryan7654: are you a pro skateboarder
8:26:14 sixsit3: "pro" is such a weird word
8:26:22 sixsit3: I'm pro skateboarding
8:26:27 sixsit3: thats for sure
8:27:09 jryan7654: are you a real pro skateboarder
8:27:14 sixsit3: are you?

8:27:20 jryan7654: no
8:27:25 sixsit3: Can you do a boneless?
8:27:27 jryan7654: tell me
8:27:30 jryan7654: no
8:27:34 sixsit3: a ha-ha?
8:28:06 jryan7654: what if you are a pro skateboarder come to my birthday party i will be 13 years old
8:28:18 sixsit3: can you do a ho-ho?
8:28:27 jryan7654: no are you
8:28:35 sixsit3: a tick-tack?
8:28:40 jryan7654: yes
8:28:41 sixsit3: a ho-cake?
8:28:44 jryan7654: no
8:28:46 sixsit3: an asshat?
8:28:54 jryan7654: who is this
8:29:00 jryan7654: tell me bitch
8:29:09 sixsit3: stacy perallta
8:29:14 jryan7654: what
8:29:27 sixsit3: george powell?
8:29:34 jryan7654: just tell me
8:29:47 sixsit3: only kidding. It's george orwell.
8:30:09 jryan7654: are you a skateboarder
8:30:21 jryan7654: yes or no
8:30:22 sixsit3: absolutely
8:30:42 jryan7654: are you a pro
8:30:42 sixsit3: how old are you?
8:30:50 jryan7654: turning 13
8:31:01 sixsit3: did I ask you hold old you are turning?
8:31:03 sixsit3: did i?
8:31:05 sixsit3: huh??
8:31:19 jryan7654: no im 12
8:31:22 sixsit3: do you know where I can find Animal Chin?
p1349530reg.jpg8:31:29 jryan7654: what
8:31:41 jryan7654: wtf
8:32:05 jryan7654: can u come to my party in abacoa skatepark
8:32:16 sixsit3: i think I'm busy that day
8:32:20 sixsit3: you know, skating
8:32:57 jryan7654: what day its on a saturday in march 12 at 11:00
8:33:27 sixsit3: will there be a bunch of poseurs there?
8:33:40 jryan7654: no
8:33:52 sixsit3: a bunch of rippers?
8:33:56 jryan7654: ya
8:34:12 sixsit3: will people be "popping ollies"?
8:34:22 jryan7654: ya and doing tricks
8:34:30 sixsit3: tricks are scary
8:34:50 sixsit3: what about just pushing around in circles, will people be doing that? Maybe int he parking lot?
8:35:11 jryan7654: idk
8:35:21 sixsit3: tdk?
8:35:37 jryan7654: what
8:35:57 sixsit3: rtfm
8:36:14 jryan7654: are you coming or not
8:36:52 sixsit3: i'll have to check with my agent
8:37:00 sixsit3: and my accountant
8:37:08 sixsit3: and my next door neighbor
8:37:08 jryan7654: ok please come if you are a pro
8:37:16 sixsit3: what if I'm an am?
8:37:29 jryan7654: what
8:37:33 jryan7654: are you pro
8:38:06 sixsit3: yes i'm pro skatingboarding
8:38:12 sixsit3: i already told you that
8:38:23 sixsit3: clean the wax out of your ears
8:38:33 jryan7654: whats your name again
8:38:42 sixsit3: tony alva
8:38:51 jryan7654: is that tony hawk
8:39:05 sixsit3: yes, we're the same person
8:39:14 jryan7654: oh then please come
8:39:15 sixsit3: tony alva = tony hawk
8:39:25 sixsit3: hawk is just a fake name for TV and stuff
8:39:32 jryan7654: oh
8:39:45 jryan7654: well can you come
8:39:55 sixsit3: should I bring by stick?
8:40:01 sixsit3: i mean, my stick
8:40:10 jryan7654: ok
8:40:20 sixsit3: and my helmet
8:40:23 sixsit3: and lots of pads
8:40:26 sixsit3: lots!
8:40:34 sixsit3: because if I fall down that would hurt
8:40:45 sixsit3: and I might scratch my knee
8:40:52 jryan7654: i dont care i just want u to come
8:41:07 sixsit3: but what if my shoelace comes untied?
8:41:11 sixsit3: then what???
8:41:15 sixsit3: it will be a nightmare
8:41:26 sixsit3: I'd better not come, too big of a risk
8:41:38 sixsit3: plus
8:41:48 jryan7654: i do not believe u are tony hawk please prove it
8:42:10 sixsit3: you know what a play station is right?
8:42:16 jryan7654: ya
8:42:25 sixsit3: well then you know I'm tony Heck
8:42:34 jryan7654: what how
8:42:58 jryan7654: i dont get it
8:43:03 sixsit3: ever seen gleeming the cube?
8:43:11 jryan7654: no
8:43:19 sixsit3: bones brigade?
8:43:42 jryan7654: no but i will call u right now if you give me your number
8:43:52 sixsit3: ok
8:43:58 sixsit3: this my my cell phone
8:44:01 sixsit3: 50,000
8:44:09 jryan7654: ya right
8:44:45 sixsit3: fer reals
8:44:49 jryan7654: just call me heres my number XXX-XXXX
8:45:22 sixsit3: ok, really mine is:
8:45:37 sixsit3: (123) 456-7890
8:46:20 jryan7654: ya right
8:46:25 jryan7654: just call me
8:46:51 sixsit3: what do you want me to call you?
8:47:14 jryan7654: gtg talk later bye
8:47:28 sixsit3: gta?
Could not send because jryan7654 is not available. (8:47:29)

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You, sir, are a mean, mean, mean man.

Posted by: mack on February 18, 2005 03:12 PM

i really shouldn't read your IMing posts in public places.

Posted by: tom on February 18, 2005 03:28 PM

Sean, you made my day.

The real question is, as my 10 year old stated it after reading this: "Why on Earth would anyone be looking for Tony Hawk online? They'd have better luck hitting the half-pipes around town. Sheesh."

Posted by: zee on February 19, 2005 12:39 PM

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