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August 24, 2005
e-mailing for Dummies: Min Pin Power
Subject: min-pins

hey, i read your little thoughts on min-pins at min pin power, and that really upset me.

I have one and she's the best animal that i've ever had!! they are smart, and very good with people. i went to search for min-pin facts and i found your disgusting website. they are not killer dogs, they don't eat other dogs, and i think that you should really change or delete your website.

i'm not a rude person, but this really bothers me. I have a 10wk old min-pin, and she is very sick, and she is really good! so i hope you understand why this has bothered me to the point where i would actually write to you and tell you. usually i leave ignorant people alone when i come across something really disturbbing, but this i couldn't just let go! I hope you understand and do somthing other than ignore me, or write back rudely. if you disagree write back and explain to me where you got your facts please?

Thank you very much,
amanda

Dear Amanda-

Every fact on the site you found at http://www.seanbonner.com/minpinpower.html is totally true. Min Pins are so sweet I want to crap my pants every time I think about them. And they are also awesome.

I know a guy who saw a min pin one time and it was eating a car! How cool is that!!!!

If you think min pins don't bite off heads all day long then you are a big dummy who has no idea what a min pin is. You probably think min pins are harmless wimps but what you don't know is that min pins are natures way of saying great white shark but without the swimming and water and stuff. Did I mention how totally sweet they are?

If you continue to talk crap about min pins not being awesome I will be forced send a gang of 10,000,000 min pins to eat your entire city.

If you need more information please also see this site http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Thanks, and good luck with all that.

-s

And, it continues!

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Sean,

I too take issue with your Official Minpin Homepage (you should change the title of the page btw, since it still says Ninja). At the bottom of the page you say, "I heard ninjas are pretty sweet too!" They aren't, pirates are so much more awesome than ninjas. Pirates are so awesome people make movies about then and name professional sports teams after them, so when you search in Google that's all you find, and not pages about how awesome they are. That should be an indicator right there for how awesome pirates are. You don't hear about the Pittsburgh Ninjas, or the Ninjas of the Caribbean.

So in conclusion, I would just like to say, pirates are so much better than your wussy little ninjas.

Posted by: Grant on August 24, 2005 10:38 AM

Grant, Ninjas have already killed you but they are so bad ass you don't even know it yet. You'll find out via telagram in about a week.

Posted by: sean bonner on August 24, 2005 11:46 AM

I love minpins

Posted by: sabrina on September 5, 2005 05:26 PM

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