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August 25, 2005
e-mailing for Dummies: Min-Pins pt. 2

This started the other day and was most amusing, but it continues! First, Amanda replied to my note with this:

"you are obviously confused you may have seen a min-pin chewing on a car??? but i highly doubt the dog ate it. i never said i didn't think that they were awesome, i love mine to death, but i still cannot believe they eat people, or the eat other animals, or things such as a car. this is bullshit. your link page has nothing to do with min-pins, it was about some ninja stuff!! if you have any information other than word of mouth and/or television/video games that all this is true please send it to me!"

And then, her friend Jenna Johnson who is apparently some kind of executive assistant and had been on the receiving end of a forward of our conversation responded. Except poor Jenna isn't so skilled with the "reply" button because she sent this to me:

"Yea, eating a car??? Oookay and also he calls them sweet and awesome. This is a waste of your time. I would email him back and tell him you dog is wrestling and alligator or something."

"wrestling and alligator"? I think the word she's looking for is "an" - I wonder what executives she's assisting. And for the record crocodiles are way tougher than alligators and min-pins are known to eat crocodiles as snacks so this wrestling claim is completely unbelievable. Always trying to help, I responded to her and said "It's always good to check the "reply to" field BEFORE hitting send" to which she responded:

"I'm not sure what your point is, to reply back to me on this. Clearly the previous email was not meant for you. I do not want to hear what you or anyone else has to say about ninja dogs. Please DO NOT reply back to me on this subject, as I have more important things to do than argue with you about dogs eating cars and eating a whole town.

Thank You,"

Can you believe that? She doesn't want to hear about ninja dogs! WTF?? Whatever, her lose. So I left it at that, until today when Amanda came back around and posted a comment, except she posted it on some other entry. To save you the trouble of clicking that link, here it is:

"what a total moron!!! I'm glad you had a good laugh you also gave all my friends one with your stupidity!!! Have fun pissing people off!!!!"

Yep, I'm the stupid one.

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Nice of her to leave her e-mail address in the comment so we'd all have a chance to send her something were we so inclined.

Your min-pins may be tough, but I'd like to see them go toe-to-toe (or is it paw-to-paw) with a Sumatran Rat Monkey (http://www.magicdance.co.uk/ratmonkey3.jpg).

On second thought, depending on the outcome of teh battle, you might end up with zombie min-pins. And nobody wants that...

Posted by: ttrentham on August 25, 2005 02:11 PM

yeah, "hottangelz"

Posted by: sean bonner on August 25, 2005 04:09 PM

brilliant

Posted by: shannon on August 25, 2005 04:19 PM

I'd give my left nut for a zombie minpin. That would be the sweetest thing ever!

Posted by: caryn on August 25, 2005 05:58 PM

Caryn has nuts???????

Posted by: michael #1 on August 26, 2005 07:04 AM

Too many exclamation points, and not enough capitalization. Or too much stupidity. I couldn't get through all their text.

Posted by: Stacy on August 26, 2005 09:04 PM

you're AN idiot!! Jenna obviously meant to send that reply to me, so she did not want any part in talking to you!! Leave her out of this!!

You're the dumb ass that is retarded, so think before you talk, and check your own spelling!! DICK!!!!

Posted by: amanda on August 30, 2005 09:37 AM

and for the reply on me leaving my email address I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO WRITES ME!!! go ahead. i will always be smarter than an idiot that thinks that a 4lb. puppy can eat a car!! REMEMBER THAT!!!!

Posted by: amanda on August 30, 2005 09:41 AM

And now we are all faced with a dilemma:

Is it worth our time to even BEGIN to think about what to say to someone who ACTUALLY BELIEVES that someone ("an idiot") thinks a 4 lb. puppy can eat a car?

Everytime I try to think about THAT, my head explodes. For real.

Posted by: Jessizzle on September 1, 2005 10:55 AM

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