Thanks

This is a totally incomplete list of people who I owe everything to 10,000 times over. Either for the inspiration, friendship, or the kick in the face. You guys all made me who I am today, much more than you will ever realize. I suck because I've probably never told you that before. Thanks for everything/nothing.

(updated 01.20.04)

Caryn Coleman / Jo-Ann Hillman / Jon Resh / Anatol Blass / Chip McDougall / Shepard Fairey / Roger McMahon / Chris Wollard / Pat Hughes / Carlos Gimenez / Matt Devries / Dave Malinski / Scott Blake / Kevin Shanahan / B / Noi / Jason Dooley / Frank Barber / Steve Looker / Autumn Tarlton / Diana Aram / Dwid / Tom Fulp / Chris Lathrop / Jeff Cohen / Jeff Gross / Mike Clifton / Glen E. Friedman / Shane MacGowan / Robert Rodriguez / Var Thelin / Erik Dobbin / Tony Brummel / Anton LaVey / Masakii Hatsumi / Bob Trojan / Ian Makaye / Kurt Vonnegut / Chris Elliott / Alen Yen / Matt Alt / Steven Hawking / Kevin Smith / John Yates / Bertrand Russel / Bill the Cat / Bill Watterson / Russel Simmons / Steve Koseba / Steve Arner / Weird Al Yankovich / Wil Wheaton / Ralph Nader / The Onion / John Lydon / Craig Myers / John Woo / Dan O'Mahoney / Walter Sheffrils / Steve Albini / Mike Zuber / Douglas Adams / Chris Demix / The Coen Brothers / Craig McCrackin / Jack Hoban / Jason Buhrmester / Dave Genualdi / Angela Kafka / Rene Wichold / Dan Savage / Jon Scott / Rob Sexton / Daddy Kool / Henry Rollins / Kevin Thatcher / Big Brother / Eric Blake / Monty Python / Fletch / Trey Cassidy / Alex Antonio / Beth from 4th grade / Meegan from 1st / Amyus Godfrey / Welcome Back Kotter / Chris Matthews / Berke Breathed / Michael Moore / Russ Kick / Jason D / Xeni Jardin / Bill Poon / Wes Anderson / Brent Wilson /

Soundtrack to make it all possible:
16 / 411 / 7 Seconds / A Tribe Called Quest / AC-DC / Adolescents / Agent Orange / Assück / Atari Teenage Riot / Bad Brains / Bad Religion / Beasite Boys / Big Black / Big Boys / Big Drill / Billy Bragg / Black Flag / Black Sabbath / Blitz / Bolt Thrower / Boys / Brothers / Car vs Driver / Chain Of Strength / Chemical / Christie Front Drive / Circle Jerks / Crippled Youth / DEVO / Dag Nasty / Damnation A.D. / Dead Boys / Decendants / Doughboys / Dropkick Murphys / E.A.R. / Eminem / Extreme Noise Terror / Fifteen / Flogging Molly / Floor / Frank Sinatra / Fu Shnickins / Fugazi / GBH / Geto Boys / Go-Gos / Gorilla Biscuits / Grade / Grand Master Flash / Green Day / Hüsker Dü / Hankshaw / Hasil Adkins / Helmet / Henry Mancini / Hot Water Music / Ice Cube / Ice-T / Ink & Dagger / Inside Out / Integrity / Jawbreaker / John Coltrane / John Coltrane / Johnny Cash / Joy Division / Judge / KRS-ONE / Kiss / Kiss It Goodbye / Leadbelly / Leatherface / Less Than Jake / Man Or Astroman? / Melvins / Mike Watt / Miles Davis / Minor Threat / Misfits / Morbid Angel / Motley Crue / Motorhead / Muddy Waters / Murder City Devils / NWA / Naked Raygun / Nashville Pussy / Negative Approach / Neurosis / Nick Cave / Nils / Nips / No Escape / Operation Ivy / OutKast / Paris / Pegboy / Portishead / Project X / Public Enemy / Quicksand / Radiohead / Radon / Ramones / Refused / Rocket From The Crypt / Rorshack / Run D.M.C. / Samhain / Samiam / Sammy Davis Jr. / Screeching Weasel / Scrotum Grinder / Seam / Sepultura / Sheer Terror / Shudder To Think / Sick Of It All / Slayer / Snuff / Social Distortion / Speak 714 / Spoke / Stiff Little Fingers / Stikky / Swiz / TSOL / The Business / The Clash / The Pixies / The Pogues / The Wedding Presant / Thin Lizzy / Tired From Now On / Token Entry / Tom Waits / Turbonegro / Uniform Choice / Van Halen / Weezer / Wu Tang Clan / X / Youth Of Today

And for making the internet somewhat interesting from time to time:
fark / slashdot / boing boing / metafilter / buddyhead / the onion / toyboxdx / suicide girls / ebay / google / iamafish / yumyum / the big trip / fuckedcompany / wired / something awful / USGS quake report / how stuff works / snopes / democracy rising / real ultimate power / junkbusters / museum of jurassic technology / adbusters / mc hawking / woz / Greg / Typefiend / Joichi Ito / memepool / fazed /