seanbonner: Isolatr launches

March 12, 2006

Isolatr launches

Since the internets were invented we've all been trying to figure out what they can be best used for, how that can improved our lives, and how we can monetize the fuck out of that. Who ever could have guessed that I'd be the one to figure it out? Well, it's been a long three days since this was conceived in the back channel at etech, but the minutes of hard work, semi-dedication and near sacrifices have finally paid off. I'm proud to introduce the world to isolatr. No need to thank me, just pass it on.

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is this bullshit?

Posted by: yeah on March 13, 2006 10:48 AM

Fantastic! I've been looking for a place on the internet where I can not talk to other people who are nothing like me! I can't wait to sign up! I'm going to suggest Isolatr to my parents and their indiscriminate 'cc' list friends who send me those great life-threatening chain letters every day! Thanks, Isolatr!

Posted by: Witty_Moniker on March 13, 2006 11:18 AM

If you want to spread Isolatr goodness, you can always digg it:

http://digg.com/software/Isolatr_-_Social_networking_for_the_privacy-conscious

Posted by: Philipp on March 13, 2006 12:23 PM

witty_moniker: you lose.

Posted by: dave on March 13, 2006 12:32 PM

And in other news: Gabbly.com, which makes every single web site into be a chatroom, has just launched...

Posted by: Guy on March 13, 2006 12:44 PM

Since isolatr FAQ says "please read the following FAQ before contacting us," perhaps last question on FAQ page should be:

Can I contact you?
NO.

Posted by: bob on March 13, 2006 12:48 PM

If I needed this, then why would I need the internet? I know how to be alone by myself, thank you.

Posted by: dwvr on March 13, 2006 01:04 PM

I don't even get it. After you take away the generality, what does it do?

Still can't tell if its a flat out joke.

Posted by: cow on March 13, 2006 01:38 PM

Can we sign up for multiple accounts?

Posted by: Ryan on March 13, 2006 02:22 PM

Great site! Can I be kept out of the loop re any future developments?

Posted by: dick on March 13, 2006 02:29 PM

Sod off.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgan on March 13, 2006 02:54 PM

OK, Dave: I'll make sure you get my first Isolatr invite! Because I want you to win! Because you're a winner!

Posted by: witty_moniker on March 13, 2006 03:52 PM

It's spelled "monetize."

Stay away from me, I'm contagious as hell.

Posted by: Lone Wolfess on March 13, 2006 04:11 PM

Brilliant!

Posted by: bostondann on March 13, 2006 04:39 PM

Love the creative juices on this one!

Posted by: Jo-Ann on March 13, 2006 05:04 PM

Massive coffee/monitor interface moment.

Thjis just about sums up the lot. Need investment?

Posted by: Roser on March 14, 2006 02:28 AM

I guess this company will never go public.

Posted by: raboof on March 14, 2006 05:29 AM

It's about time. Fans of isolatr might like my newest project. http://insignificantothers.ning.com/
Or not. Up yours!

Posted by: zack on March 14, 2006 06:43 AM

Jesus Christ. Now we have to be socilaized to be antisocial. This is fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Mr Mouth on March 14, 2006 10:14 AM

Fantastic! I'll tell to nobody!! Very good idea !

Posted by: noname on March 14, 2006 12:11 PM

isolatr.com must be created from the mind of a true genious. Very freshing, have never seen anything like it. Haha your really put your finger on the www puls here... I will link to this form my blog

Anne

Posted by: Anne1024 on March 14, 2006 02:56 PM

The rape quote is too much! It seriously detracts from the otherwise superb humor. :(

Posted by: Lloyd D Budd on March 15, 2006 09:46 AM

isolatr is the best thing to happen to the internets since Al Gore. In the words of Bill Hicks: "People who hate people come together.....NO!"

Posted by: Josh on March 18, 2006 07:33 AM