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03/30/2003 Entry: "'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING"
NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.
"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.
"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.
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Checked www.sec.gov This is a made up story with no corresponding legal action or any action or any mention of Andrew Carlssin or Carlsson in any recent SEC news.
Posted by dzimmerm @ 04/04/2003 05:36 PM PST