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03/30/2003 Entry: "ralphs fun house"

TReO POST: grocery shopping is always an adventure. in addition to the delicious pasta I picked up I was endlessly entertained on every isle. some of the people I saw:

some punk rock dude with tats and the 'tude to match. he had a hellcat records tattoo which means he's either some important that I should have recognized but didn't or some kind of hanger-on. either way he made sure everyone in there knew he was punk.

a hispanic guy in his late thirtys who looked like a few years ago he coulda been of of those 'scary latino gangbanger' guys they always have in the movies. from the wife beater to the khakis. I cut him off with my shopping cart and I was sure he and his homies were gonna be waiting for me in the parking lot. they weren't.

the lady in front of me at the cashier. she had about 20 magazines and a snickers bar.

some kid who's mom had just totally ruined his week by not letting him get a box of captain crunch. coincidentally, my week was almost ruined because they were out of the total raisen bran I was looking for. luckily they had my backuo... life.

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