The Official Minpin Webpage

 

Real Ultimate Power

 

Hi, this site is all about minpins, REAL MINPINS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about minpins.  These dogs are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Minpins are mammals.

2.    Minpins fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the minpin is to flip out and kill people.

 

 

Things They Like To Eat:

 

  

Rubber Balls and Toys shaped like Butt Plugs

 

 

Other Minpins

 

 

Testimonial:

 

Minpins can kill anyone they want!  Minpins bite off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These dogs are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this minpin who was chewing on a sock.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the minpin ate the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a minpin totally bit off some kids face just because the kid opened a window.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that minpins have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will bite your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Minpins are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These dogs are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Minpins are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love minpins with all of my body (except for my pee pee).    

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about minpins?

A: Minpins are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they they are really really small, but on the other hand, minpins will totally kick your ass.

 

Q: I heard that minpins are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, minpins can be mean OR totally awesome. 

 

Q: What do minpins do when they're not biting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent barking, but sometime they fly.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

I heard ninjas are pretty sweet too!